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Actual Conversations No.1

Lily is having to go on a low FODMAP diet...

     Lily                                                           Gordon

- I hate this diet

- Awwww! heeheehee

- It's not funny!
- I can't have chocolate...
- ... I can't have mead...
- ...I can't have garlic in my pasta...
- ...Fuck I can't even have pasta in my pasta!

- You know what you can still eat babe?

- What?

- COCK!